Ranu's Reviews

Whipped Lightning is the world's first alcohol-infused whipped cream. Yes, you read that correctly--alcohol-infused whipped cream.

This Ain't Your Grandma's Whipped Cream
The majority of Whipped Lightning's nine flavors are 36.5 proof--which translates into 18.25% alcohol. There is more alcohol in this can of cream than most beers and wine combined! Plus, Whipped Lightning requires no refrigeration (the cold will actually cause the alcohol to separate from the cream).

Cuckoo for Coconut

I first heard about this product from a distressed co-worker who was feverlishly trying to find a liquor store that actually carried Whipped Lightning. There happened to be a place that was less than a mile from my house, so I decided to stop in on my way home from work and buy this $10 can of whipped cream in coconut flavor. Little did I know that a three-minute instructional discussion from the 40-year old virgin working behind the counter came with my purchase--it's a can of whipped cream, not a frigging Gremlin--I think I can handle it pal!

Creamed My Pants

I felt like Charlie Bucket as I skipped out of the liquor store. Even though I didn't have a golden ticket in my possession, I did have the next best thing--a can of alcohol-infused whipped cream! This has to be man's greatest creation since the DVR and online grocery shopping that delivers.

Lost

I hope the guy responsible for this product spent all his money in development, because he sure as hell couldn't have spent any on design--the can looks like it was manufactured by the Dharma Initiative.

It Tastes Like Burning

Awesome concept, but this product was a bigger disappointment than the last six M. Night Shyamalan movies. The whipped cream is just completely dominated by the witch hazel, I mean alcohol. I'm never one to complain about too much alcohol, but I think the alcohol content is just a wee bit high for this product.

Shake It Up

The instructions insist that you shake the can vigorously in order to mix up all the tasty ingredients properly. Before anyone suggests that I didn't follow the directions, I must inform you that I am a 39-year old man that has been shaking things vigorously in his right hand for decades--so I seriously doubt the poor taste can be blamed on my technique. 

Drunk Chicks Don't Lie

Still don't believe me? Check out this video testament I shot after my cousin's wedding.

The End Result

Whipped Lightning is a novel concept and with a less potent formula--it could be a big hit. I really wanted to like this product, but I also really like my throat--which I'm sure would disintegrate from continued use.

For more information, check out their website: http://www.whippedlightning.com/