Ranu's Reviews

Teresa is ready pop out numero quarto, but first things first—finding makeup for the hospital.

America Runs on Dunkin—Not Joe

I guess after three kids, you have a certain level of comfort as we see Joe make coffee at home and Teresa answer emails while #4 is in a holding pattern ready to land at Hackensack Hospital. Teresa was supposed to be there at 9AM and got there at 10AM. Not really bad for Teresa, however, she is required to wear hospital garb ...

This week opens up with Jacqueline painting a shirt with her son CJ. Most people would use a plain, white T-shirt to paint, but Jacqueline is using a Ralph Lauren polo shirt as a canvas for her child’s art project. She asks her son if he misses his older sister Ashley—which he does. Ashley wishes she could be around her younger brothers more, but after seeing her brief encounter last week with her momma—I completely understand why she stays away.

1-800-F...

This week opens up with Danielle’s realtor paying a visit to Danielle’s soon to be ex-home. We learn that an emotional Danielle is a victim of the declining house market and that she will be taking a loss on the house when she eventually sells it. However, she does feel that she has the nicest bathroom in the city of Wayne, NJ—no offense to anyone. It comes with a bidet (aka booty washer) and a closet full of junk that we weren’t allo...

Season 2 of the NJ Housewives opens up with the birth of Jacqueline’s son Nicholas. It’s a nice way to start the season, but the whole segment seemed to be edited so finely that it appeared to be just thrown together. Hopefully Bravo will take notice and put some more time into one the most entertaining shows on their network.

Cat Woman

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